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  • China 101: Always Bring A Roll of Toilet Paper Wherever You Go

    China 101: Always Bring A Roll of Toilet Paper Wherever You Go

    “Sir! The gates are breaching!” Startled from the lull from the audio feedback from external sources, the main controller barked, “What d’ya mean? Pinpoint the source ASAP. We are in a classroom! Goddamnit!” “Sir, yes sir! … Found it!” The minion replied with a beam on his face. Immediately, his face creased, “Approximately 5 minutes…