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Robert Sim

China 101: Always Bring A Roll of Toilet Paper Wherever You Go

In My NotepadTags China, china101, emergency dump, humour, shit, toilet paperPublish DateNovember 7, 20136 ViewsLeave a comment

“Sir! The gates are breaching!” Startled from the lull from the audio feedback from external sources, the main controller barked, “What d’ya mean? Pinpoint the source ASAP. We are in a classroom! Goddamnit!” “Sir, yes sir! … Found it!” The minion replied with a beam on his face. Immediately, his face creased, “Approximately 5 minutes ago, the body was instructed to drink 加多宝 that we agree to order from the canteen earlier. Through homeostatic regulation, the muscles are pushing the …

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Plurk 1: Microsoft 0

In My NotepadTags Advertising, Asia, Blog hosting services, Business/Finance, Canada, China, Internet, internet messaging, internet messaging service, Juku, Microsoft, Microsoft China, Microsoft Corporation, online messaging systems, Online social networking, plagiarism, Plurk, rival startup, Technology/Internet, Twitter, Twitter Inc, Web 2.0Publish DateDecember 16, 20097 Views1 Comment

Microsoft has suspended a new internet messaging service in China, after it emerged that the site was partially based on code stolen from a rival startup. The site, Juku, launched in …

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{UPDATED} Plagiarism at its best: Microsoft China steals Plurk’s concept

In My NotepadTags 3×3 Eyes, Blog hosting services, China, intellectual property rights, local media, Microsoft, Microsoft China, Microsoft Corporation, Mona Lisa, Online social networking, plagiarism, Plurk, Technology/Internet, theftPublish DateDecember 15, 20098 Views2 Comments

I was chilling out on Plurk when this came up: Yes. You must be thinking, Microsoft China ripping off Plurk? See for yourself. In this blog post, a comparison was …

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Robert is a certified Adobe Analytics Architect with Attribute Data. Other than advising his clients on technical solutions in his day job, Robert is also involved in the local WordPress community as a meetup and WordCamp organiser. Robert spends his free time on his trusty Giant TCR Advanced 3 (2010 model), riding around Singapore; and returns to SMU Chamber Choir to join in the performances and competitions the choir partakes in.

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robertsky_Robert Sim@robertsky_·
14 Aug

Hangover after every cycling ride. :S

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charlatelyCHAR@charlately·
3 Aug

my frans got me the Swensens “fried chimken” ice cream and i really thought it was real so i went to air-fry it … 🥲🥲🥲🥲

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jimmy_walesJimmy Wales@jimmy_wales·
29 Jul

@elonmusk @micsolana Elon kindly take a moment to read this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Recession#ATTENTION_NEW_VISITORS_TO_THIS_PAGE

Reading too much Twitter nonsense is making you stupid. Call me next week if you want a real discussion. @elonmusk

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robertsky_Robert Sim@robertsky_·
20 May

No, netflix. I don't want to watch shows dubbed in English.

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robertsky_Robert Sim@robertsky_·
4 May

Just posted a photo @ Plaza Singapura https://www.instagram.com/p/CdJJnQcPoGS/?igshid=YTgzYjQ4ZTY=

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