Apparently breaking wind is about to be made illegal in Malawi. It appears to raise a stink in the local judiciary as well.

Justice Minister George Chaponda says the new bill would criminalise flatulence to promote “public decency”.

“Just go to the toilet when you feel like farting,” he told local radio.

However, he was directly contradicted by Solicitor General Anthony Kamanga, who says the reference to “fouling the air” means pollution.

Read more over here.

Laughable. Now, this reminds me of a recent advertisement by Burger King: How to deal with farts on the train. There are three options in this.  Enjoy!